The Knack

Lately I have a knack for waking up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off. Annoying! What am I supposed to do with those 5 minutes? Get up? I don't think so. Go back to sleep? Not possible because as soon as I see what time it is I immediately start kicking myself in the subconscious teeth for waking me up early. So I just lay there stewing about the day that's ahead until the alarm goes off and Brent kicks me in the corporeal butt to force me out of bed. 5:00 is coming earlier and earlier, folks.

And, me + 4:55 = not pretty.