Can We Start a Running Tab, Please?

Dylan has discovered his calling in life. Don't ask me how or why, but he has quite an affinity for le parkour. OK, the why is obvious. Call me crazy, but I am sensing frequent trips to the ER in our future. Maybe if I call right now and explain the situation, they can just keep my credit card number on file and we can avoid any awkward visits from Child Protective Services. Heaven help me with this child.