Almost Forgotten Funnies

Overheard: this little exchange between my fine, upstanding sons--

D: I can't wait until I grow up so I can go to jail.
R: What?! You want to go to jail and live with dirty old men and criminals?
D: Yep. Yep, I do.


Me and D on the Autopia ride at Disneyland:

Me: You're doing such a great job driving! (ahem, for the record, he was all over the road)
D: I know. That's why people call me Mr. Awesome. (yeah. no. they don't)

Riley, recapping his day at school: (I had purchased miniature bananas at the grocery store for the kids' lunches. They were super excited about that.)

R: At lunch I took out my little banana and showed it to my friend Mark. Then he said, "That's the littlest banana I've ever seen!"
B: (giggling like a school boy -- dirty mind)
R: What?!
Me: (in my usual capacity of innuendo translator) You took out your "little banana" and showed it to your friend . . . wink, wink, nudge, nudge
All: (uproarious laughter and mildly inappropriate humor for the remainder of dinner)


If you were to peep through our windows on any given day, there's no telling what you'd witness! Every day is a new adventure.