A Business Opportunity Too Good to Pass Up

When we were in Las Vegas at my sister's house this weekend I saw that she had begun a little business venture to earn some extra cash.  Just a little something where she can be her own boss . . . make her own hours . . . live the dream.  And I wanted a piece of it.  So yesterday we opened our own franchise here in the East Valley.  Everyone got a complimentary deep clean of their bed and bathroom as a grand opening special.  Now I sit back and rake in the dough.  No more will we argue about getting chores done on a schedule.  No sir.  The chores will get done.  The only question now is this: which is more valuable to my kids -- time or money?  I'm happy to do all the work.  They will simply learn that there's no such thing in life as a free lunch.  (Of course, all my business profits will be used toward fun family activities. I'm capitalistic, not heartless, after all.)