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My Weekend in 5 Words

Here's another installment of everybody's favorite post:
  • horrifying
  • super attractive
  • missing tooth

Allow me to explain:

1. This is how much white hair I have. No, not gray. Pure, sparkly, wiry white. And, AND no matter how often I color the white is ALWAYS there. And in my eyebrows. My eyebrows, people! Sickening. I hope none of you are eating right now. The quality of the picture is atrocious, but I think you get my point. I'll spare you the close up of my chin hairs. Getting old is nasty stuff.

2. This is my new "super attractive" swim suit. I thought since I'm getting old I'd buy one of the grandma swim suits that have been beckoning to me for the past couple of summers. I finally gave into their siren song at Wal-Mart last week. I tell you what, I have never been happier with a suit. Sure, it's too loose across the chest since my ample hip line is sadly out of proportion with my boobs. Sure, it's . . . giraffe print (?). Nothing says "I've been married twelve years and have three kids" like this sweet, sweet number.

Dylan lost his first front tooth tonight. He was wrestling with Brent and kneed himself in the mouth. If you look closely, you can see the tooth marks on his bottom lip. He was very excited to get his dollar from the tooth fairy. Well, first he was hysterical about the blood, but THEN he was excited.

Hope your weekend was a good one, too.

1 comment:

  1. I have to say, I enjoy a good giraffe print. And we are also in the throes of "first lost tooth"-dom. Olivia lost her first one last month, and as of Sunday we are now up to three. As for the white hairs... can't help you there, sorry. Maybe you should just shave your head, or else grow dreads. Those are probably your only viable options.


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